Let's start with a classic. Most people are either fans of the hapless Charlie Brown or they just find him depressing. I happen to adore Peanuts and so It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is one of my favorite Halloween stories. I know that it was a television special before it was a book, but who cares. Nothing is funnier than Charlie Brown trick-or-treating in a sheet with at least twenty extraneous eye holes and dolefully stating after each house "I got a rock". Then you have poor Linus getting berated by Sally when she realizes that she missed trick-or-treating for a Great Pumpkin that never showed.
One of the most hilarious Halloween picture books is written by Dav Pilkey, who also wrote the Captain Underpants series. Don't worry their is no toilet humor in this one; it is a sweet story that actually delivers a lesson on bullying.
The Hallo-wiener is the story of Oscar, a cute little dachshund whose doting mother makes him a Halloween costume. The only problem, it's a hot dog costume and what looks more ridiculous than a wiener dog wearing a wiener costume? Oscar loves his mother too much to risk hurting her feelings, though, so he wears the hotdog and is immediately teased by every other dog.
Does the cover of this book remind you of another famous children's book? I have never been a huge fan of Madeline by Ludwig Bemelman but this parody written by Rick Walton and illustrated by Nathan Hale is monstrously funny. Little Frankenstein may be the scariest monster in Miss Devel's castle, but all of her charges are incredibly cute in a creepy/adorable way.
If you like parodies of famous children's books and who doesn't I also recommend Goodnight Goon and Runaway Mummy by Michael Rex. Millions of children have grown up with Margaret Wise Brown's sweet and lyrical children's books and it is this familiarity that make their spooky cousins so much fun to read.
"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the Spider to the Fly. This poem may have been published in 1859, but readers of all ages will still find it relevant and deliciously scary. In 2003 Tony DiTerlizzi (The Spiderwick Chronicles) republished the classic poem with spectacular black and white illustrations that earned him a Caldecott Honor. The book reads like a silent film in the twenties. I especially love how debonair, yet sinister the fly looks. Younger kids probably won't understand the old-fashioned language, but older kids (and adults) are sure to giggle and shudder when the fly falls victim to the spider. Hey you could even use this book to educate your kids about stranger danger: "And now dear little children, who may this story read, to idle silly flattering word I pray you ne'er heed;".
For kids wanting spooky chapter books, but not anything that will give them
|Zander with Johnathan Rand at Chillermania.|
|Zane with Johnathan Rand at Chillermania.|
Also on the fun, but not really scary list are James Howe's Chester and Harold books. If you were a kid in the 80s you probably read Bunnicula and Howliday Inn as well as the subsequent adventures of Harold, the cupcake loving dog, and Chester, the cat who reads too many horror novels. No, a vampire bunny that mysteriously disappears from his cage in the middle of the night to suck the juice from vegetables is not really terrifying, but these books have always been favorites.
Okay, on to some books that are actually quite frightening. I love Neil Gaiman, who is an amazing writer as well as a huge proponent of libraries. His books range from spooky ghost stories to comical adventure. One of his most hair-raising books, though, has to be Coraline. When Coraline and her family move, her new home has a locked door that would appear to have nothing but a brick wall on the other side. After she unlocks the door, though, she finds a copy of her apartment on the other side along with replicates of her parents. Everything seems to be so much nicer on this side, or is it? I think that it is the fact that everyone on the other side has button eyes that makes this book so disturbing, at least for me.I must confess that I have always thought that dolls are creepy looking and when the other mother is trying to take Coraline's eyes and replace them with buttons it is just horrifying.
A newer series that is full of creepy crawlies and monsters is Tales from Lovecraft Middle School by Charles Gilman. Strange things are happening at Lovecraft Middle School; students are disappearing, the library is a labyrinth, and the science teacher turns into a monster who eats rats. All of the covers of these books have super cool holographic covers that alternate between a normal view and a gruesome view. If you have a child that loves the macabre they will not be able to resist these.
I feel like I could just keep going, but this post will take you longer to read than It (by far the scariest novel ever written. I get shivers just thinking about Pennywise the Clown). Also, I have been trying hard not to just say that every book is "scary", but if I keep going I am going to have to dig through my college books for my thesaurus because I cannot think of any more words that mean spooky, scary, terrifying, etc. Have a spookalicious Halloween and read some of these creeptastic books (there I will just make up my own synonyms for scary).